A downloadable game for Windows

IMPORTANT, READ ALL OF THIS (please?)

Controls:

Character movement:

  • Left/Right arrow to move
  • Up arrow to jump

Hover your mouse over a platform and click:

  • Q/E to change its size
  • WASD to move it
  • Z/X to rotate it
  • F to create a platform

This is first somewhat serious project, and also my first game jam!

Is it scuffed? Yes as scuffed as a game can be, seriously, sorry

Is it badly made? Yes, I barely understand my own code, it's such a mess I swear

Sound? What's that...?

Now let me explain the story of the game since when I was scripting the dialogue, I made some real nice dialogue, BUT the tutorial I followed didn't work (definitely wasn't for a unity version from 5 years ago), and so I decided that since I'm running out of time, the most efficient (but still terrible) thing to do is to put the dialogue here, alongside with when they're supposed to appear (so sad that I am such an imbecile I swear)

When Starting the Game

Gaem dev:

Hey, I just finished the game i was working on! I sent you a copy, if you want changes, well just do it yourself, I'm going on vacation now, see ya!


Da tester:

What?! How am I supposed to do that?


Gaem dev:

Don't worry, I even made some tools for you! I'll teach you how to use em, it's easy as hell


Da tester:

Okay...


When entering the first level

Gaem dev:

Oh... that's not supposed to look like that... Use Q/E to change the size of that nice platform after hovering your mouse over it!


When entering the second level

Gaem dev:

Was i drunk...? How did I even...? Whatever, hover your mouse and use WASD to move that thing, also, Z/X to rotate it


When entering the third level:

Gaem dev:

Uhm... Try F, should make a new platform, although this one's a bit bugged... dunno if it will always work... Actually, I dunno if anything here will actually always work... We can still pray though!


When entering the fourth level:

Gaem dev:

Oh, my plane just landed! I'm gonna go enjoy the beach, you're on your own now!


(please pretend these messages are actually in the game?)


Now, las thing, please do not the walls

Download

Download
This Developer is an Idiot!.zip 50 MB

Install instructions

Download zip file

Extract zip file

Double click the app file


If game doesn't work properly, quit and rerun (I think I fixed the bug that caused the game to be unplayable if you don't restart it, but I'm leaving this sentence here just in case)

If you found a bug, it's now a feature, enjoy

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